"Sirmam"

I am very accustomed now to being greeted as "mam" or "madam" every where I go. When ever Barry and I go out together the greeting obviously changes to include both of us. But instead of greeting us separately or "Sir and Mam" it is always, and I mean every time slurred together.

Barry and I have to work at refraining giggles when we walk into a restaurant or shop and here;

"Good afternoon sirmam"

"Good evening sirmam"

"Hello sirmam"

"Thank you, come again sirmam"